Birth Stone: Rock Bottom
Birth Stone: Rock Bottom
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Hit rock bottom — but make it wearable.
This tee is for anyone who treats bad decisions like character development. The “Birth Stone: Rock Bottom” design leans into dry humor and self-awareness, turning life’s lowest points into a badge of honor you can actually laugh about.
With a simple, retro-inspired graphic and no unnecessary noise, it works just as well as an everyday shirt as it does a quiet inside joke. Printed on soft, garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed fit, it’s comfortable enough for daily wear — whether you’re out running errands, logging into a raid, or reflecting on how you got here.
Some people have birthstones.
Some of us earned ours.
